This Man Got Stupidly Hot After He Spent A Year Growing A Beard

Take notes, gentlemen.

1. This was once the face of Jeffrey Buoncristiano. He was working odd jobs while living in Cape Cod, Mass. His face was shamefully bare.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

2. Then, Buoncristiano moved to Brooklyn and went through a breakup. He gave his razor a respite. After seeing a hipster with a terrible, scraggly beard, he had a beard epiphany. A beardpiphany, if you will.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

I could grow a way better beard than that,” he thought. The now-34 year old decided he would stop shaving.

3. It didn’t take long for his life to change. A couple of months into his newfound beard-dom, this picture made it to the front page of Reddit. “You look like a mix of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ben Affleck,” one commenter said.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

“At some point I looked in the mirror and with the beard staring at me, I uttered, ‘Oh, there’s my face.’ And I mean that in a deeper way. Like, oh, this is ME. I like this, knowing who I am,” Buoncristiano told BuzzFeed by email.

4. Where before, he was just a lost, beardless soul, suddenly Buoncristiano’s life had a hairy purpose.

5. He would bring his beard to the people!

7. Indoors or out: The beard is there for you.

8. Oh, did I hear a voice wondering if he has a brother? FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

9. Plus, the ladies love it.

10. “I grew into a man with the beard,” Buoncristiano admitted.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

“I started getting more respect,” he added. “Better attention. More women. More confidence, and just generally life got better. I feel like I’m ready for anything now.”

11. Today’s lesson? Do yourself a favor and get a beard.

Jeffrey Buoncristiano

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