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2. On Friday, he stirred up some drama when marketing company Brander tried to get him to take part in their sponsored tweets.
4. Patton was…less than enthused.
6. Then the comedian seemed like he might feel apologetic.
8. Except in reality, he was exactly the opposite.
10. Patton sarcastically proved he would probably be the worst brand ambassador you could ask for.
14. Still want him to represent you?
16. Actually, maybe he wouldn’t be that bad.