1. This flag cake that should be respectfully burned:
2. And this cake that's trapped in some kind of horror film scenario:
3. And this one that should probably be rebranded as a moon landing base cake.
4. This accidentally horrifying handprint:
Saaaave...meeee......
5. These jello stars that aren't even trying:
6. These spiral cookies that never quite got their swirl on:
7. This pizza that my have some kind of skin problem:
8. These fruit skewers that just wanted to serve their country:
9. This spirited attempt at sparkler art:
10. These cake pops that aren't exactly poppin' off:
11. This less-than-layered beverage:
Add some vodka and it'll be just fine.