Who took that bite out of you? How did it make you feel? Are they still alive?
Meet the newest addition to the Girl Scout Cookie troop: Mango Creme With Nutrifusion™. This is a cookie that promises exciting things.
But who, really, can say that they know the true Mango Creme With NutriFusion™? It is a cookie full of secrets and mysteries. We sat down with the cookie to learn more.
3. BuzzFeed: Tell us, what is NutriFusion™?
4. Mango Creme With NutriFusion™:
NutriFusion™ is a delicious new way to get your vitamins! Like I said.
Oh, you know, nutrients from natural whole food concentrate. As I state in my ingredients list, these include “cranberry, pomegranate, orange, grape, strawberry, shiitake mushrooms.”
7. Q: Wait, you’re made out of shiitake mushrooms?
Don’t even worry about it.
Zero mango. My ingredients do not, in fact, include mango or any mango-derived substances. I do, however, include “the taste of mango”!
No trans fats, hydrogenated oils, or preservatives — just pure island delight!
13. Q: How many calories are there in “pure island delight”?
There are 180 calories in a serving of pure island delight. A serving is three cookies.
15. Q: So you’re actually less healthy than, say, shortbread Girl Scout Cookies?
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.
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