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Cocktail Name Or Racehorse?

All of these (real) names sound like something a drunk five-year-old came up with using poetry magnets. Which are drinks and which are thoroughbreds?

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  1. 1.
    1. That’s a cocktail.
    2. That’s a racehorse.
  2. 2.
    1. Must be a cocktail.
    2. Has to be a racehorse.
  3. 3.
    1. Cocktail, duh.
    2. Racehorse, for sure.
  4. 4.
    1. Cocktail!
    2. Racehorse!
  5. 5.
    1. Cocktail, bro.
    2. Racehorse, man.
  6. 6.
    1. Exclusively a cocktail.
    2. Can only be a racehorse.
  7. 7.
    1. It’s a cocktail, I tell you.
    2. I insist that it’s a racehorse.
  8. 8.
    1. Cocktail, your majesty.
    2. Racehorse, ma’am.
  9. 9.
    1. Gotta be a cocktail.
    2. No way it’s not a racehorse.
  10. 10.
    1. IT’S A COCKTAIL!!!
    2. IT’S A RACEHORSE!!!
  11. 11.
    1. Cousin Scotty thinks it’s a cocktail.
    2. Cousin Scotty thinks it’s a racehorse.
  12. 12.
    1. It is le cocktail.
    2. It is le racehorse.
  13. 13.
    1. Cocktail or bust.
    2. Racehorse forever.
  14. 14.
    1. I know it’s a cocktail.
    2. You know it’s a racehorse.
  15. 15.
    1. Great cocktail.
    2. Great racehorse.
  16. 16.
    1. I’ll have a cocktail.
    2. I’ll have a racehorse.
    3. I’ll have both.

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