Have you ever considered how rad it would be to live inside a pie?
You know, just settle in right there under that craggy pastry overhang. At least for a few months a year.
You could decorate it any way you want! Red's a nice color, don't you think?
You could snooze on a whipped cream mattress...
...admire yourself in a glazed fruit mirror...
...snuggle up in a raspberry nook...
...and go for leisurely strolls around the edge of the pan.
Streusel roofs are especially nice.
But, naturally, they do require a little more upkeep.
Lattices are a sturdier option.
But if that feels too exposed...
...consider installing just a skylight.
For those who want a flashier architectural statement: meringue.
You could set up a backyard banana slip 'n' slide!
Even an in-ground blueberry pool, if you don't mind the maintenance.
The neighbors would probably be pretty delicious.
But, if you'd rather keep to yourself, put up a fence.
Ain't nobody's business but yours what goes on in there.
If you wanna get polyamorous with a bunch of peaches, go right ahead.
The best part is, pies make an affordable home for everyone.
Can't afford the mortgage on a whole pie? Just rent yourself a nice little slice.
