1. The (excellent) quarterly food magazine Lucky Peach posted this on their website today:
Lost at sea! Yes, obviously I’ll click.
2. Prepare to spend the next hour of your life playing this super-duper simple, totally charming ASCII game — in which the goal is to gain as much weight as possible.
You start out by swimming through oceans of hamburgers, pizza, and cupcakes. You lose weight (God forbid!) if you eat the apples.