1.
For wild nights out on the town:
2.
For when you want to make your priorities clear:
3.
For when people don't understand your reluctance to hang out:
4.
For when they STILL don't understand:
5.
For when you're being peer pressured:
6.
For days when you truly can't even:
7.
For when you feel obligated to come up with an excuse:
8.
For when literally everyone is getting on your nerves:
9.
For when you need to make an important distinction:
10.
For when you decide to take charge:
11.
For when you don't want people to take it personally:
12.
For when you have to draw the line:
13.
For when you make a near escape:
14.
For when you can't handle any more small talk:
15.
For when you need a polite way to turn someone down:
16.
For when you're in the middle of a really amazing novel:
17.
For when people misinterpret your silence:
18.
For when you want to manage expectations:
19.
For when you want to redefine some key terms:
20.
For when you're being totally honest:
21.
For when you're gripped by an icy panic:
22.
And, last but not least, for all other occasions:
