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If you want the power of #science on your side:
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If you're bound and determined to bust out the grill:
4.
If the word "brine" both thrills and terrifies you:
5.
If you like a little spice in your life:
6.
If all you really care about is that pumpkin is involved somehow:
7.
If you're really just in it for the bacon:
8.
If you're a hopeless aromatic:
9.
If you'd secretly rather just watch football:
10.
If you have lots of oil and no fear:
11.
If you're happiest when a stick of butter is involved:
12.
If you've got something to prove:
13.
If you'd rather not tackle a whole entire bird:
14.
If you've figured out that the dark meat is the good part:
15.
If you'd be equally happy to eat Chinese food for this or any meal:
16.
If you like a little something sweet:
17.
If one bird is not enough:
18.
If you don't quite dare to go full turducken:
19.
If you're still just not sure which turkey is the turkey for you:
