2. Old-Fashioned Snow Cone Maker
3. Wine-Holding Adirondack Chair
They’re actually made out of recycled wine barrels! Get it here.
4. Barbecue Dining Boat
I’VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING LIKE I WANT THIS $50,000 BBQ BOAT. Get it here.
5. Zoku Quick Popsicle Maker
Keep the base in your freezer and you can make popsicles in as little as seven minutes (!). Get it here.
6. S’more Grilling Basket
8. Hot Dog Roller
At first you’re like, why do I need my hot dogs to rotate continually as I cook them? And then you’re like, how was a stupid old non-rolling hot dog EVER interesting enough to hold my attention? Get it here.
11. Shot Glass Ice Mold
In the world of novelty ice molds, anything that directly enables more efficient alcohol consumption rules supreme. Get it here.
12. Cotton Candy Maker
Legit didn’t know you could make cotton candy at home! Screw the state fair, I’m just gonna grab a couple puffballs and hang out somewhere with air conditioning. Get it here.
13. Countertop Mini Keg Cooler
14. Campfire Roasting Rods
Sure, you can break a stick off a tree for free. But will you feel like you’re reeling in the delicious catch of a lifetime?? Get them here.
15. Stacked Drink Dispenser
For all your (boozy) Arnold Palmer needs. Ballers only. Get it here.
16. Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor
An investment worth making if you’re tired of battling frozen bananas with your crappy little stick blender. Get it here.
17. Wine-Chilling Glasses
There’s a secret layer of liquid inside; you freeze the glasses and they keep your rosé cold on a hot day. Get them here.
19. Fish Popsicle Molds
Shapes include shark, clownfish, octopus, whale, and puffer fish. Buy these for your toddler nephew and then “forget” to give him the gift. Get it here.
20. Indoor Marshmallow Roaster
Listen, it’s gonna rain for at least half of your vacation. Be prepared. Get it here.
21. Portable Ice Maker
This guy can freeze up fresh cubes in just 20 minutes. And infinite ice, close at hand = infinite party. Get it here.
22. Ice Cream Blending Stone
You know how you go to Cold Stone and you’re like, I could totally smush stuff into ice cream and NOT pay you $8 for a cone? Now all of your curmudgeonly dreams can become reality! Get it here.
23. Inflatable Serving Bar
Aww, it’s like the drinks are having their own little pool party. Get it here.
24. Pineapple Corer
You don’t even have to like eating pineapple to enjoy how badass this will make you look. Get it here.
25. Giant Wine Glass Cooler
Get it here, on sale for a low, low $329!
26. Bonfi Outdoor Chair/Table/Cooler
This handy lil log is still in the works; you can check on Quirky to see when it becomes available.