IT’S LIKE YOU THINK I - WANT - TINY PIECES OF TOMATO ALL OVER MY BODY
THE 1/16TH OF THIS PLANT THAT’S ACTUALLY EDIBLE BREAKS YOUR TEETH, WHAT KIND OF ODDS ARE THOSE
3. Corn on the Cob
ISN’T THIS PHOTO PROOF ENOUGH
4. Caramel Apples
IF I WANTED CARAMEL IN MY NOSE I’D FILL MY NETI POT WITH IT
HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN’T A REALLY MEAN JOKE
I LOVE WHEN THE ROLL UNRAVELS AND THE SUSHI GUTS PLUNGE TO THEIR FISHY DEATH
10. Meatball Subs
GOOD FUN IF YOU ENJOY EATING FALLEN ORBS OF MEAT OFF THE FLOOR
11. Rice (with chopsticks)
IT’S LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP A BUNCH OF SPRINKLES WITH TWO TREE TRUNKS
IF YOU’RE USNG A MALLET TO BUST OPEN YOUR FOOD MAYBE YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER YOUR CHOICES
15. Ciabatta Sandwiches
LOL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD STILL FEEL THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH
COULD YOU BE A LITTLE SLIMIER, I’M NOT QUITE FRUSTRATED ENOUGH YET
18. Whole Fish
BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE THINGS I WOULD RATHER SWALLOW THAN TINY RAZOR-SHARP BONES
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