22 Flavored Liquors That Will Make You Angry

There is no possible reason for these to exist.

1. Electricity-Flavored Vodka

Thanks but I think maybe I’ll go stick my tongue in an outlet instead.

ID: 720834

2. Tequila-Flavored Rum

No I will not taste the smooth.

ID: 720890

3. “Iced Cake” Vodka

ID: 713387

4. Wasabi-Flavored Vodka

Man, and here I thought the unnecessary wasabi craze had ended with mashed potatoes.

ID: 720848

5. “Grape Twisted” Gin

ID: 713430

6. PB&J-Flavored Vodka

ID: 720206

7. “Fluffed Marshmallow” Vodka

ID: 713399

8. Bubble Gum-Flavored Vodka

ID: 720249

9. “Torched Cherry” Rum

Which Bacardi executive walked into the room and was like “I GOT IT GUYS, let’s throw some creepy succulents and burned fruit in there and call it a day”?

ID: 713469

10. Froot Loops-Flavored Vodka

Estimates suggest that Three Olives is responsible for 73% of all inexcusable vodka flavors currently in production.

ID: 720257

11. Purple-Flavored Vodka


ID: 720449

12. Cupcake-Flavored Vodka

Equally unacceptable in all 6 available flavors, including “Verry Berry” and “Chiffon.”

ID: 720492

13. Donut-Flavored Vodka

No self-respecting donut would want anything to do with this.

ID: 720509

14. East Asian-Flavored Gin

It’s not that I wouldn’t drink lemongrass-infused Bombay Sapphire, it’s that everything about the branding effort here seems really culturally reductive and uncomfortable.

ID: 720778

15. Popcorn-Flavored Vodka

ID: 720516

16. “Wolf Berry” Rum

Don’t know what a wolfberry is but I really hope it induces this kind of behavior.

ID: 713447

17. Pumpkin Pie-Flavored Vodka

ID: 720594

18. “Chocolate Razberi” Vodka

ID: 720919

19. Wedding Cake-Flavored Vodka

Do not agree to marry anyone who serves you this.

ID: 720957

20. Swedish Fish-Flavored Vodka

ID: 720971

21. “Spiced Root Beer” Vodka

Guess the regular root beer wasn’t spicy enough.

ID: 720982

22. Black Cherry-Flavored Whiskey

In the immortal words of Jason Kessler, “My favorite flavor of whiskey is whiskey.”

ID: 713408

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