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16 Reasons To End It All If Hostess Goes Out Of Business

The company threatened to shut down due to a strike. Why bother existing if there aren't any more Twinkies?

1. The golden glow of Twinkies will be extinguished forever.

2. And with it, the magic of fried Twinkies.

3. Ding Dongs will be a thing of the past.

4. Which also means no more fried Ding Dongs.

5. You'll have to go back to eating awkward, enormous Fruit Pies instead of tiny ones.

6. You can kiss Honey Buns goodbye.

7. And forget about experiencing "the gift of a lifetime": a Honey Bun with cheese.

8. Sno Balls? Ancient History.

9. That means you'll never be able to stick Sue and Joe's place cards in Sno Balls again.

10. You'll never bite into another Zinger.

11. No more Ho Hos!

12. Which rules out the traditional Ho Ho Yule Log dessert this year.

13. Big fan of Mini Muffins? Too bad.

14. Yes that's right, ALL THREE flavors will be gone.

15. The elusive Chocodile will finally go extinct.

16. Come on, let's face it: If you know you'll never eat another Cupcake, what is there to get out of bed for?