I’m gonna go sign this petition right now.
This burger is, like, not a thing you could actually put into your mouth.
5. Hot Dogs
Oscar Mayer would roll over in his wienermobile.
It’s not like I *wouldn’t* eat this (it’s from Au Pied de Cochon), but come on. Poutine (that’s fries + cheese curds + gravy, for anyone who hasn’t caught on yet) can ALREADY KILL YOU, and it doesn’t need the help of a huge chunk of liver to kill you even more.
11. Ice Cream Sundaes
Just thinking about this makes me want to cry.
If you would eat something like this, we can’t be friends anymore.
This might actually be the most obnoxious food in the world.
This is a grievous affront to pizza’s inherently humble perfection.
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