16 Foods That Really Don’t Need Foie Gras

Why do people assume that a hunk of goose liver improves already delicious things? Foie gras should mind its own business.

1. Doughnuts

I’m gonna go sign this petition right now.

ID: 714210

2. Oatmeal

Ugh, leave my breakfast alone, M. Wells.

ID: 714416

3. Burgers

This burger is, like, not a thing you could actually put into your mouth.

ID: 714418

4. Crème Brûlée

It looks like a dead slug. :(

ID: 714422

5. Hot Dogs

Oscar Mayer would roll over in his wienermobile.

ID: 715841

7. Poutine

It’s not like I *wouldn’t* eat this (it’s from Au Pied de Cochon), but come on. Poutine (that’s fries + cheese curds + gravy, for anyone who hasn’t caught on yet) can ALREADY KILL YOU, and it doesn’t need the help of a huge chunk of liver to kill you even more.

ID: 714445

8. Cheesecake

Not necessary!

ID: 714443

10. Waffles


ID: 715580

11. Ice Cream Sundaes

Just thinking about this makes me want to cry.

ID: 715852

12. Sushi

If you would eat something like this, we can’t be friends anymore.

ID: 715757

13. Cupcakes

This might actually be the most obnoxious food in the world.

ID: 715733

14. Pizza

This is a grievous affront to pizza’s inherently humble perfection.

ID: 715847

15. Grilled Cheese

M. Wells strikes again.

ID: 715856

16. Ice Cream Sandwiches

Humphy, Humphry, Humphry.

ID: 715994

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