But here's what you CAN do with it...
1.
Feed it to a golden retriever.
3.
Feed it to this other dog.
4.
Put it on a dog's head.
6.
Glue together a house of cards.
7.
Let a baby play in it.
8.
Moisturize your scalp with it.
9.
Apply soothing face mask; let dog remove when ready.
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Apply to bottom of foot; let dog remove.
11.
Apply to floor; tell everyone it's art.
12.
Apply to sandwich; feed sandwich to worst enemy.