UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EAT OR OTHERWISE INGEST CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER. IN CASE OF STARVATION OR EMERGENCY, ADD PEANUT CHUNKS TO CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER TO BEST APPROXIMATE REAL (CRUNCHY) PEANUT BUTTER.
But here’s what you CAN do with it…
5. Offer it to a cat.
The cat may refuse; this is because cats are more intelligent than dogs.
9. Apply soothing face mask; let dog remove when ready.
In case of accidental ingestion, call doctor immediately.
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