1. Receiving a voicemail.
2. YouTube commenters.
3. Packing.
4. Clamshell packaging.
5. Waiting in line at the post office.
If the doc gives you 1 month to live, go wait in line at the Post Office. It'll be the longest 30 days of your life.
6. Burning your tongue on boiling-hot hot chocolate.
7. People who eat others' food out of the office fridge.
If you ever… if. you. EVER. eat someone else's lunch out of the fridge, you are the literal worst human ever birthed onto this planet.
8. Stepping on a Lego.
9. When you're wrapping gifts and the paper tears.
wrapping a present and the paper ripping halfway through is the literal worst.
10. People who go to work when they are obviously sick.
11. People who do not know how to use stairs.
People who make dead halt stops on stairs are the literal worst people.
12. Moving.
13. Accidentally breathing when you walk by Abercrombie.
14. People who abuse hashtags.
15. Feeling like the pill you just took is stuck in your throat/chest.
16. Going to the DMV.
17. ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME AND NO PUNCTUATION EITHER
18. The phrase "straight-acting."
19. Misuse of the word "literally."
