1. Hipsterbread Man
This little guy isn’t afraid to let it all hang out.
2. Snowman Skull
Ever wonder what Frosty looked like on the inside?
Gingerbread not your thing? Check out these breakfast themed men.
4. Deviled Egg
Just decorate your whole tree in breakfast themed ornaments!
5. Christmas Robot
I’m with you buddy. The holidays can be hard work.
6. Gold Dinosaurs Holding Candycanes
So tiny, precious, and weird.
7. Mistle TOE
I don’t think anyone is going to want to kiss you under this mistletoe.
8. Evil Eye
Pretty sure this guy is having a worse hangover than you.
10. Christmas Octopus
Octopus are a truly underutilized holiday animal.
11. Christmas Platypus
Come to think of it, you don’t see enough platypus ornaments either…
12. Christmas Pickle
Did you know it’s a holiday tradition to hide a pickle ornament in the tree? The mustache is optional.
14. Chicken Foot
Have a friend who’s really into that nose to tail wasteless eating?
Zombies and Christmas go together like eggnog and rum.
16. Zombie Santa
Zombie Claus goes great with above brains. Make it a tableau on your tree!