This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Dec 12, 201317 Book Titles That Will Make You Say "Dafuq?"These definitely are NOT your typical books.by ShiftyEyesCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Do Birds Fart?" By Alec the Science Kid 2. "Knitting With Dog Hair" By Kendall Crolius 3. "Images You Should Not Masturbate To" By Graham Johnson 4. "How to Sharpen Pencils" By David Rees 5. "What's Your Poo Telling You?" By Anish Sheth 6. "How to Goodbye Depression. If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" By Hiroyuki Nishigaki 7. "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America" By Julian Montague 8. "How to Be Inappropriate" By Daniel Nester 9. "The Kosher Cookbook of Imaginary Animals" By Evan Liewer 10. "All My Friends Are Dead" By Avery Monsen and Jory John 11. "The Night Dad Went to Jail" By Melissa Higgins 12. "Still Stripping After 25 Years" By Eleanor Burns 13. "How to Live With a Huge Penis" By Dr. Richard Jacob 14. "I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much" By Judith Vigna 15. "Why Is Daddy in a Dress?: Asking Awkward Questions with Baby Animals" by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz 16. "Does God Ever Speak through Cats?" by David Evans 17. "Surviving the Bullsh*t" by R. Owens