#3 These look like vaginas
#3 These look like vaginas
This guy clearly has an iPad. Someone jumped on the nostalgia train a bit early. Or the non-nostalgia trend train a bit late.
It’s like you’re my mirror. My mirror staring back at me.
I think I spy short shorts
#14 nope, scary. Not perfect, terrifying.
Carole’s kind of a GMILF, amiright?
I’m not even 25 yet and half of these things apply to me so…
At least we’re still manufacturing something in the USA.
That little girl’s striped poof shorts are killing me.
And everyone was in Love Actually.
#8 that leg behind him looks like a giant dong
1. Notice how most of these things have nothing to do with Animal products. Vegetarians/vegans, I’m looking at you.
2. Carrageena is actually pretty GOOD for you.
#4 In NYS I think it’s 29
More, I need more!
Are you trying to say there were bigger songs than Paper Planes in 2008 because that was pretty much the only sound I heard all summer…
“He could buy fertility in a bag, fertility that had originally been produced a billion years ago halfway around the world.” The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan
So…not my beanie babies?
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish.
If you consider “Restless Leg Syndrome” then I’d say #11 is accurate.
They develop drugs to cure or lessen the symptoms of a particular disease but since medical science is still kind of a crap shoot they realize it actually cures or alleviates some other disease. Viagra was originally supposed to be heart medication.
Pretty sure I saw #6 in a buzzfeed list of why Coco is awesome…
They don’t let some guy tell them what to do. Yeah they’re breaking the law but because they want to. They’re not victims, to say the least. Your examples are additional ways to take control of a situation. Just because they’re not doing what you want them to be doing doesn’t mean they’re not in control. Are they role models? No. But do they have to be? This isn’t real life people, it’s a movie.
And sex IS glamorous.
I had the American Girl who looked like me (spoiler: she looked nothing like me because I didn’t have an upturned Anglo nose and the exact right amount of baby fat) and an Easy Bake Oven, what my parents refused to buy me was a pregnant Barbie.
some of these are rather common knowledge, no?
HW vomiting, Buchanan and his man, Cleveland and his woman, Jackson’s duel…
Oh I’m sorry, I thought there was an argument here, not just a string of lazy comparisons to recent newsworthy horrors. You didn’t like it, fine but I have yet to see your claim of hipster sexism.
These girls take control of the situation and do it while looking fierce. It’s called being sex positive, so maybe you should quit slut shaming.
Who are most of these people? And who let the photo editor with the penchant for photoshop destroy their faces?
Haven’t you ever heard that old saying about not watching bills or sausages being made?
Are we still considering Louie Anderson a celebrity?
I like how the wife in #3 is looking at all the women like, “huh, I think I see the appeal…”
Damnit I had like half of these.
Real New Yorkers don’t fear any of this, except maybe the rat king.
That was fairly misogynistic and disgusting, but I don’t know what else I was expecting…
I like to imagine these were all answered by the same person who grew more and more frustrated.
Just Alaska and Detox, not Alaska Thunderfuck and Detox I Cunt. Thanks a lot, FCC.
Drew Carey, Suddenly Susan and Celebrity Death Match are “forgotten?” These were fairly popular shows. So basically everything that wasn’t Friends or Buffy was forgotten? I don’t understand the criteria here
What’s a Jedward?
Tell that to Kate Middleton
“Wearing animal fur is wrong but bitch you better keep your pussy in check, ain’t nobody want that if it don’t look like a prepubescent girl.” Thanks for the misogyny, PETA.