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Are You An Adult?

The answer may surprise you.

  1. 1. Is this your idea of a home-cooked meal?
    1. Yeah, it looks delicious.
    2. No, I’m preparing homemade Beef Stroganoff for dinner.
  2. 2. Who do you call when you get sick?
    1. My mom.
    2. My Doctor.
  3. 3. What kind of pet do you trust yourself to take care of?
    1. Not any kind of pet. Maybe a plant.
    2. At least a cat.
  4. 4. What does your shirt look like after you eat Cheetos?
    1. I don’t eat Cheetos. Have you seen how much trans fat is in those things?
    2. Orange dust nightmare.
  5. 5. Do you still get this feeling?
    1. Uh, yeah. What, do you want me to lose my fingers?!
    2. After watching a scary movie, definitely.
  6. 6. What do you see when you look at this picture?
    1. I could serve these as appetizers for a party.
    2. Omg, are those adult Lunchables?
  7. 7. What is the next step after you've folded all of your clothes on your bed?
    1. Find a nice spot to sleep, you’ll put them away tomorrow.
    2. Figure out where they go and put them away.
  8. 8. How long do you wait before you pack?
    1. The night before so I can sleep in.
    2. However long it takes me to shove clothes into a backpack.
  9. 9. What's the difference between a W-2 and a W-4?
    1. This is a trick question, there is no difference because they both suck.
    2. W-4 is the form that you fill out where you claim the number of tax exemptions and a W-2 is the form you fill out at the end of the year for taxes.
  10. 10. How soon after eating do you do the dishes?
    1. When I need the plate again.
    2. If I’m being really bad, right before bedtime.
  11. 11. How many towels do you own?
    1. Do you mean bath towels, kitchen towels or beach towels?
    2. One for messes and one for me.
  12. 12. Your friends band has a show at 10 p.m. on a Wednesday. Do you go?
    1. As much as you’d love to, you have work in the morning.
    2. Hell yeah. Unless there’s a cover charge.
  13. 13. What does the extra money from your paycheck go to?
    1. Beer and concert tickets.
    2. It goes into my savings account.
  14. 14. Uh-oh, blackout. Do you know where a flashlight is?
    1. Yes, it’s in my nightstand.
    2. Yes, it’s in my nightstand. But are there batteries in it?
  15. 15. What do you order from your local coffee shop?
    1. A coffee with cream, no sugar.
    2. An orange mocha frappuccino with extra whip cream.
  16. 16. Do you know where the spare tire in your car is?
    1. I looked in the trunk, it wasn’t there.
    2. It’s technically called a donut.
  17. 17. What do you do when you're out of clean underwear?
    1. Buy new ones, duh.
    2. Get my laundry done.

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