18 Totally Useless Fortune Cookies

I also once got a fortune that read: “You and your wife will be happy in your life together.” I guess it’s a good thing I live in New York, because I’m a lady. posted on February 11, 2013 at 1:19am EST

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#4 is hilarious
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I got #16 before. NOT COOL fortune cookie maker, not cool.
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#9 and #14 are actually pretty good fortunes. Also, if you apply “…in bed.” or “…with a goat.” almost any fortune is at the very least, funny.
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I got one that said “Tomorrow is in your future”
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Ive gotten one before that said “you are a very happy man.”
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#13 - my new motto in life.
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a couple years ago I got one that said “You will prosper in the field of medical research.”
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My useless fortune cookie.
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“Help help I’m trapped in a fortune cookie mach”
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favorite random fortune i got: “Alas! That onion you are eating is someone else’s lotus blossom”
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A friend of mine got one that just read “Food is sex”.
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I actually got #9 before
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Here’s a legit fortune I got when I was about 20… It was accurate. Twice.
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“Your next Internet search will bear fruitful results,” one of the better ones I’ve gotten
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“you will always be welcome in any gathenn.” figure that one out
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If only #2 was The Doctor.
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I’ve had #2 before. O_O
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I got the “next time, get the shrimp” one too! But it was so perfect cause I got something with beef and had just said I should have gotten the shrimp before I opened my cookie.
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