Used to work at a Godiva kiosk in the middle of a mall. If you know Godiva, you know their chocolate isn’t cheap. I had people constantly ask what they could get for 55 cents and then complain they could get a candy bar at the gas station cheaper. Once, after our local news station ran a story about the FDA allowing a certain amount of bug parts in food, a man came right up to the counter and asked, “Ya’ll got bugs in ya’ll chocolate?” but more like “Ya’ll got buuuuuuuuuugs in ya’ll chocolate?” Another time a woman came by asking for a pound of cherry cordials. Since we didn’t have a pound of that particular candy at that moment (we were waiting for a shipment of new merch), I offered her what we had left. She took it but walked off in a huff. She came back the next day after we’d gotten our delivery, asked for the same pound of cherry cordials, and then screamed at me, saying “You had those yesterday, didn’t you?!?! You didn’t give those to me yesterday! I wanted these yesterday!” Yup, I purposely missed out on a $75 sale because I didn’t want to give you cherry cordials. I was also asked to weigh mail by a lady who bought two greeting cards. I don’t know why I did (we didn’t measure chocolate on a postal scale) but I did and she asked me how much it would cost for postage. LOL I’m surprised she didn’t ask if she could buy stamps at the chocolate shop.
Response to Which “Gotham” Character Are You?:
And hot. Can’t forget hot.
Response to What Type Of Man Are You Meant For?:
You got: Scruffy and Rugged You’re always on the go, and never afraid to speak your mind. You have your shit together and also have an edginess that makes you sexy as hell. You like your men tough, and just enough to keep it rough. Like Mike Rowe? Yes, Mike Rowe!
Beck should just give his award to Beyonce? What kind of fucked up logic is that?
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