• Top Generic Cereal Box Mascots

    The only thing better than generic cereal names are the generic cereal mascots that often accompany them.

    • 1. Crazy Ass Squirrel Chipmunk Thingie

      Crazy Ass Squirrel Chipmunk Thingie

      This crazy ass definitely doesn't think crack is whack.

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  • Generic Cereal Names Are Awesome

    Does someone actually get paid to come up with these? What a strange job that must be.

    • Apple Dapples

      Apple Dapples

      "Alright, what've we got? Apples, it tastes like apples. We can't just call it apples....we need another word. 'Apple....', ummm...'Apple Bapple'...'Apple Capple'.....'Apple Dapple'...yeah...yeah, that's got a nice ring to it!".

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