1. 1. He’s not afraid to show his emotions when it comes to friends
And by “friends,” of course that means Vinny.
5. 2. He’s just a small-town boy with small-town values…
7. 3. He appreciates other languages
A regular Rosetta Stone.
9. 4. He takes personal safety very seriously
10. 5. He’s very passionate…about some things
13. 6. When it comes to geography, he’s exceptionally gifted
14. 7. Not to mention, the dictionary pretty much states he’d be the coolest of dads
Just look it up, okay?
15. So, best of luck Pauly! Enjoy your new, precious meatball!
Yeah. Wear a condom next time, buddy.
- And watch a man react to the modern world after spending 44 years in prison. ›