Idiots. The general web audience? Do you know what the general web audience is? Who they are? The people who spend the most time online? The ones looking for porn. And you know what? I'd rather them jack off to underage girls with low self esteem (all the convience of going to a strip club with non of the hassle!) for free than go hunting around to find weird shit like TWO GIRLS ONE CUP which they then pass on to destroy any hope of me ever looking at a solo cup the same again.
So you know what? If you can't handle it, don't watch. Are you a big kid? Yes? THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF? No? Then WHY ARE YOUR PARENTS NOT PARENTING?
Fuck.
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