Wait…Santa’s a fictional character?!?!?!?!??!
Wait…Santa’s a fictional character?!?!?!?!??!
I want to go to there.
Angelina’s friend: What happened? Angelina’s dead? How?
Angelina: I’m not dead, asshole.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war is from Julius Caesar not Antony and Cleopatra.
Jesus, you’d think people would know how to use google these days.
this is even more admirable when you realize that they are ESL.
he’s ADORABLE.
favorite is either irresponsible tio or aggressive marketing.
the lolwut pear made my day
“The ambliance are on the way.”
OMG.
It wasn’t fair to include plushenko. His face looks like that all the time.