13 Reasons Moms Are Actually Magicians

It's the only explanation! And the first step to honing her powers is to start her day with Quaker Real Medleys, made with real fruit pieces and nuts.

1. She has eyes in the back of her head.

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All moms do. This has confounded scientists for centuries.

2. She's a master of levitation.

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Otherwise known as getting her kids out of bed in time for school.

3. She can read minds.

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She always knows who your crush is!

4. The ultimate escape artist.

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She'll drop you off at school and somehow get out of the morning drop-off traffic jam.

5. She makes things disappear!

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There's not a stain she can't get out.

6. A quick-change artist extraordinaire.

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From unkempt morning mom to coordinated daytime mom in under a minute!

7. She can be in two places at once.

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It's the only explanation for how she gets everything done.

8. She has a super-memory.

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Like recalling 4th-grade math formulas to help with homework.

9. She can bend matter.

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Like when she styles your hair in that shape that you want, even though it's not physically possible.

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Or when she turns bread, meat, and cheese into LUNCHTIME PERFECTION.

10. She makes things appear out of thin air.

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You know that thing you're always desperately looking for before heading to school? She somehow always finds it at the last minute.

11. She's a true mentalist.

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Let's face it, kids aren't the most forthcoming with their parents. It takes a true mentalist to understand their thoughts and feelings every second of the day.

12. Her days are one big shell game.

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She's juggling a million things, but her focus is always on YOU!

13. Teleportation.

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Somehow, she's always there when you need her.