1. This guy, who's just daring you to say it's lopsided:
2. This pup, who is more than willing to discuss her lavish facial hair over a root beer:
3. This fish, who likes to keep things streamlined:
4. This guy, whose giant mustache keeps him balanced:
5. This muskrat, who doesn't mind giving you a closer look:
6. This tamarin, who understands that the magic is in the styling:
7. This alpaca, who's going for more of a full-beard look:
8. This owl, whoooo is judging you for your poorly cultivated 'stache:
9. This bunny, who takes pride in being well groomed:
10. This chill dude, who don't have no time to shave:
11. This cat, who believes in luxurious mustaches for all:
12. This pooch, who's not afraid of a little volume:
13. This otter, who reminds us of the mustache's prime practical function (saving food for later):
14. And... this thing, whose mustache is the least creepy thing about it:
Wishing you had a mustache, now, too? Not to worry. Quaker Oats and milk are such a delicious combination that you're bound to end up with a milk mustache. Just like Larry.
