1. Let the light in.
Open the shades and let the sun’s glorious rays wake you up.
3. Set the table.
You’re doing great so far.
5. Fill your head with knowledge.
Reading helps wake up your mind.
6. Brew your own coffee.
Why waste $3 for a cup if you can make it just as well?
7. Teach yourself to poach an egg.
Now wouldn’t that be an impressive humblebrag at your next soiree?
8. Use a fancy napkin.
Dab dab dab. Oh man, already so proud of you!
10. Do some crossword puzzles.
Smart is the new sexy.
11. Don’t inhale. Take your time.
Choking on a blueberry would be an embarrassing way to go, y’know?