Jo Calderone Apprehended!
Police in the Lower East Side of New York have finally captured the illusive JO CALDERONE, notorious bad kid Americano said to be the current heavy metal lover of Lady Gaga. Though nothing is confirmed, it is rumored that Calderone was arrested by an undercover officer dressed as a government hooker, whom Calderone was trying to solicit outside the famed East Side bar, the Electric Chapel.
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