Step one: dig bottomless pit. Step two: push Congress into it. Step three: the Congress puts the lotion on.
You Are Not Alone? Dr. Yana? The Master? General Zod is The Master?!
Ahh, the little Barnicle …
And here come the tears …
Holy shit! That post was so fucking manly that my limp wrist straightened itself out by simply basking in its homophobic glory. In fact, I’m certain my wrist is so manly now, I could hold like 20 Bushmasters with it which would earn me like ten-teen thousand mancards!
What I don’t understand, is that at some point, all of this extra revenue doesn’t really matter since you can’t exactly pay players real salaries. Yes, you can upgrade your facilities to land recruits, but that too has its limits. For example, how much better could Oregon’s facilities possibly be? I know, a Frank Gehry designed athlete’s dorm! They could throw that money toward academics and research … sorry, I couldn’t stop laughing at that either.
In addition to #10, there’s another massive light show (1.5M lights) in Glendale, Arizona. I guess when it’s 75 outside, we have to make it feel like Christmas somehow!
Mitt’s fridge is bizarre. Why does it have those wimpy pulls?
The answers to #9 were a) shark, and b) handbag