So Al Gore isn’t dead.
BREAKING: Al Gore is Not Dead— The Huffington Post
But here are some people who think he is:
I can’t believe Al Gore died…— Ralph Giordano
Al Gore died this morning; does that mean global warming can go away?— Austin Piske
Richard Wilkins is reporting Al Gore has died.— Whalers on the moon
R.I.P. Al Gore. Thanks for the internet, even though the opening ceremonies claimed some English guy did it first.— Carl Edwards
Who died? Al Gore or Vidal Sassoon?— Fred from Brooklyn
I can’t believe Al Gore died!— Jeff Speck
Al gore died? What the heck?— Kim Byington Hall
Neither Of These Men Are Gore Vidal
Al Gore and deceased hair dresser Vidal Sassoon.