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23 People Who Think That Hurricane Isaac Is A Biblical Signal About The Election

One hurricane can mean so many things to so many people. Especially when it’s heading straight through day one of the RNC.

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Rowdy @urarowdy1

#Isaac,a miracle child:God's promise to Abraham,to make descendants a great nation. Abraham: father/Israel. Think about it. #GOP

9:43 PM - 26 Aug 12
2.
Felipe C @egoistetx

after Isaac is bound to an altar, an angel stops and tells Abraham "now I know you fear God" hope this storm has the same effect on the GOP

8:36 PM - 22 Aug 12
3.
Sharon d Johnson @pie_face50t

Ok Romney,God is sending Isaac as a sacrifice, and the RAM in the bush is Obama

10:38 PM - 26 Aug 12
4.
Ken Williamson @KenWWilliamson

Hurricane headed to tampa. Just more proof that God hates Romney. Run for cover.

6:05 PM - 23 Aug 12
5.
WND News @worldnetdaily

Did GOP, Obama actions prompt Hurricane Isaac? Could Hurricane Isaac's disrupting of the Republican convention... fb.me/1gIgYxHZe

11:11 PM - 26 Aug 12
6.
slumdogram @slumdogram

Hebrew Bible says Isaac is the only Son. Abraham and Sara had. Now he is planning to attend. GOP convention in Tampa

10:11 PM - 22 Aug 12
7.
Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz

If this hurricane hits tampa during the RNC, it will be proof positive that God didn't want Florida's delegates slashed #sayfie @DeanCannon

8:38 PM - 23 Aug 12
8.
Logan Rappaport @jrapp

God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac as a test of faith. Now He is sending Isaac to Tampa to sacrifice GOP to renew my faith. Sold #GOP2012

10:06 PM - 26 Aug 12
9.
Michαeℓ @michael_xo

Possible hurricane headed to Tampa Bay during Republican convention. Proof that God hates closeted homosexuals.

5:05 PM - 23 Aug 12
10.
Mobutu Sese Seko @Mobute

I hope a hurricane directly strikes Tampa during the #RNC, as proof of God's displeasure with racism, misogyny, homophobia and naked greed.

7:00 PM - 22 Aug 12
11.
mike dalena @mikedalena

Woops! Isaac is a tropical storm, not a hurricane. Proof god loves the RNC and it's gay-hating, misogynistic, anti-environment/science ways!

3:14 AM - 27 Aug 12
12.
Brion J. Shreffler @brion_j

So,if hurricane Isaac tears the mofo roof off the #RNC,will the #GOP sacrifice Paul Ryan to appease their angry god? #science,notcreationism

11:05 PM - 26 Aug 12
13.
Jeff @Biblereaderman

Isn’t strange that the God of Abraham sent TS Isaac to Tampa to warn the GOP not to confirm Romney, a Mormon, as their nominee for president

7:50 PM - 26 Aug 12
14.
Draigh Lunara @Draighlunara

@HuffingtonPost why isn't Isaac a clear message from god to republicans? Seems they pick and choose just like their bible thumping!

2:53 PM - 27 Aug 12
15.
aPhDStudent @aPhDStudent

Storm named Isaac (son of Abraham) stopped RNC and support for Obama from GOP Crist (Greek for Christos, i.e. Christ) Hmmm

4:37 PM - 26 Aug 12
16.
Armond Scavo @ArmondScavo

Isaac coming to Florida is God's way of punishing the republicans and proof that god loves obamacare and Obama is doing what Jesus would do.

2:15 PM - 27 Aug 12
17.
rich masio @kimblethenimble

NEWS ANALYSIS: Potential hurricane Isaac may hit Tampa. Son of Abraham asking GOP to do the political equivalent of killing one's son? What?

8:33 PM - 21 Aug 12
18.
socratic @socratic

Also, now Isaac's remnants look like they're going to hit MO or IL. I guess Jesus hates either Todd Akin or Barack Obama.

3:47 PM - 27 Aug 12
19.
Booyah Boyz @BooyahBoyz

We predict that Hurricane's ABRAHAM and JACOB will be coming to the RNC CONVENTION SOON! The god of ABRAHAM ISAAC and JACOB is on our SIDE!

10:09 AM - 27 Aug 12
20.
Lo Shelton @lolosummer

Tropical storm Isaac is going to hit Florida during the republican national convention. Looks like Jesus is voting for Obama. Shoot!

3:22 AM - 25 Aug 12
21.
Joshua Stern @joshuastern

gotta appreciate the irony: god used #isaac to test Abraham's faith. now it's the GOP's turn.

12:19 AM - 27 Aug 12

Then again, there are always different viewpoints.

22.
Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo

Obviously, Isaac is proof that God hates the secularist, elitist liberal academics scheduled to attend APSA in New Orleans next week.

5:01 PM - 27 Aug 12
23.
Epicurean Dealmaker @EpicureanDeal

@asymmetricinfo Just as obviously, Isaac is proof God owns substantial economic positions in siding, roofing, and umbrella manufacturers.

5:05 PM - 27 Aug 12

The New York Times’s Nick Kristoff also weighed in:

24.
Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof

Global warming may be linked to hurricane intensity. Do we see a divine reprimand of Republicans for climate skepticism?

9:42 PM - 27 Aug 12

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