If you crave more Chelsea, check out Variety SHAC.
If you crave more Chelsea, check out Variety SHAC.
It’s good to see that the guy from Aphex Twin is working for BuzzFeed now.
I hope he doesn’t sky-plagiarize Kurt Braunohler.
I guess you didn’t get the joke, Alicia?
When you came out as an ignorant asshole, did people say you were a con artist for making them believe you had any intelligence whatsoever?
People with “other body types” aren’t oppressed.
If I can get past the shitty taste of this awful sauce, THEN can I be a hipster?
While this man in a Speedo should not be sexualized, it is inappropriate attire for a sporting event which may have families with children present.
How to get a $1.00 Big Mac* Order a McDouble. Request that they hold the ketchup and mustard. Request that they add shredded lettuce and Mac sauce. Realize that you’re paying almost $3.00 extra for a middle bun, an extra slice of cheese, and some sesame seeds when ordering a Big Mac proper. *(Note: Some locations will charge you a little extra for the lettuce and sauce, but I know a handful of locations that won’t. This could be due to more friendlier employees.)
Sooo… essentially just another Instagram account that steals photos that aren’t their own. Got it.
Moe’s Southwest Grill is pretty tasteless when it comes to burritos. Also, their salsa tastes really weird and not like salsa at all. We only went there because we got coupons for free burritos. The place seems pretty dull too. Qdoba > Chipotle. I’ve been to three Chipotles before. The first two were because they had free burritos for college students on certain days. Both were sub par. A few years later I gave a third location another chance. It didn’t taste like how a burrito should taste. And their employees looked greasy and had dirt-‘staches and it always looks like a ghost town there (it’s at the entrance of the local mall). The three Qdobas in town are always packed and their employees are friendly and everything is ALWAYS delicious. They make the best chips too! As far as Del Taco goes, there’s not one in town, but I usually go there when I’m visiting friends that live an hour away. They are pretty damn yummy, but my tummy always feels like a poop factory afterwards.
I’m sure these women would just LOVE to be the subject of being killed or fucked. Which, when you say you’re going to fuck someone you don’t know, you’re practically talking about RAPE. A horrible game invented by men, surprisingly being played by a woman. Good job, BuzzFeed!
Technically, 5 is correct if you count borders across two of the lakes. This adds Illinois and Minnesota.
She turned into Alison Brie?!
In addition to jail sentence, castration should be mandatory for convicted rapists EVERYWHERE. As for other types of assault such as verbal sexual assault and following women, there should be a 3 strike warning system in place and then a mandatory castration. This might deter creeps from saying unwanted nasty things to women in public.
Kumail Nanjiani (Franklin & Bash, Burning Love, Portlandia) as Prismo.
I heard it was porpoises that pulled him out of the flaming wreckage.
So this is kinda of like telling women they need to shave their legs, right?
She’s about as funny as Nick Kroll. Not very.
Which reminds me of this song.
“PS4 will not have DRM like Xbox One.” Like as in “similar to”. Let’s rephrase. “PS4 will have DRM through some publishers just as the Xbox One will, but it will work different.” Technically, it’s not lying.
Other than when they come untied, I’ve only tied my shoes once, and that’s when I first got them.
To the ONE PERSON who OBVIOUSLY writes these fake texts—and if you believe they’re real, I feel so sorry for you—, you should TOTALLY write shows for CBS!
So, just like the KKK but for sexuality?
There is no fee for used games. The fee is for giving your friend your disc so they can install the game too. Think of it as a cloning fee.
Do your research before you complain. “Microsoft contacted [Wired] to clarify a plan is in place for used games, but did not detail it. One of Microsoft’s official Xbox Support twitter accounts says there are in fact “no fees” associated with used games”.
Sharkleberry Finn mixed with a little Purplesaurus Rex. They’re 20-year-old packets.
I think the pre-owned fee is a GOOD idea. Think about it. Game discs will be tied to a single gamertag when installing, right? After the installation, the disc is no longer of use to you. Without the fee in place, you’re free to pass the game around willy-nilly and Microsoft loses out. With the fee in place, this lets more than one user ‘own’ the disc. Assuming this fee can’t be more than what EA was charging for its recently discontinued Online Pass ($10), you can STILL pass around the disc to your friends, but split the cost of the disc itself AND the fee. So, essentially you and a friend can go in $35/$35 on a brand new game. Add more friends to the mix and your game just keeps getting cheaper. Now what about the used game market? Are people who shop at GameStop going to have to pay that fee for purchasing pre-owned games? Well, Microsoft says: “We are designing Xbox One to enable customers to trade in and resell games. We’ll have more details to share later.” This is just speculation, but I think that perhaps when you trade in or sell a game, you and/or the used game retailer may have an option to disassociate your gamertag from ‘owning’ the content on that disc anymore. Perhaps GameStop could scan the disc into their system and free up ownership, thus allowing the next purchaser to get the full value of what they paid for, and won’t be forced to pay the fee. This also prevents schmucks from purchasing a game, installing it, and immediately selling it, thinking they can get a cheap game that way. My other speculation is that you can swap games with friends and disassociate your gamertag with the game so they won’t have to pay the fee either. But, only one of you would be able to play the game at a time, and I think that’s totally fair.
Can we retire the daily links post? I mean, can’t we just put them as separate posts instead of making me click in to find out what I may be missing?
Regardless of race, all fashion photography is generally lame and shitty.
British Big Bang Theory? No thanks.
Who the hell is this girl and why should I care?
Geez, she can’t stay away for one year? Git! Scat! Shoo!
She’s got Nickelodeonitis.
What say does Dove or an FBI sketch artist have in what beauty is? Suppose they just stopped at the self-described sketches. Then what? Suppose those women are actually happy with they way they view themselves! Regardless of the second sketch, you’re still just telling women that they’re unattractive, just so you can sell your shitty, skin-drying soap. It’s like when people who say “You’re not fat, you’re pretty!”
The space shuttle Challenger disaster??