LA is the worst.
LA is the worst.
What the hell does #17 even mean???
Don’t live in Southern California if you don’t like the sound of flip flops. Flip flops are okay even in the office of a lot of places here. Here’s my peeve though: loud mouth breathers. OMFG THAT’S INFURIATING
What I have realized living with my man is that I am generally cleaner in the bathroom. I don’t leave gross shit around or excessive hair, but he cleans better than I do. He is okay with getting down and dirty to get shit spotless. I get grossed out and avoid things if they look ucky. So my bathroom stays clean longer but his ends up being cleaner overall.
Wait, is Weird Al’s hair not naturally curly?? Does he perm that shit?
This makes me more emotional than I should be over a person I don’t know personally.
Chugging a pint of beer? You’re going to be fine. Chugging a bottle of vodka? You’re an idiot. I have a hard time worrying about those people.
My 16 year old self still holds steadfast onto memories of zima with a jolly rancher popped in there. Not sure if it was actually good or if we just felt cool.
Good thing this is a vegetarian list, then.
Jealous. Jealous. Jealous. I am where everyone says they were prior to leaving. A dead end job, mounting depression, and yearning for something bigger.
This makes me happy I’m NOT single. I have ptsd flashbacks from my single life. No, I do not want a pic of your wiener.
Right? I mean, that guy is a dumbass for not getting his facts straight when it is his job, but a lot of celebrities look alike. He should be happy this has only happened this one time.
Love it! These are really simple and few ingredients. They look great. Plus, I am a vegetarian and I see a lot of ways to make substitutions. Great!
Irish exit. Someone has to force me to get past my drowsy phase at 11 pm and then I can make through to the silly, fun phase, but most people aren’t convincing enough. I love you, bed!
Well this makes me feel better. Seriously, everything was spot on. And I remember one of my very short “relationships” (I put it in quotes because it was like a month until I realized he sucked), when we were breaking up he said, “Good luck finding a guy who will have sex while you’re on your period!” So apparently I have a lot of luck because even my casual hookups have been fine with it. Even when I felt kind of gross and wasn’t sure if I wanted to, he reacted to me the exact opposite way if I was gross. Mature men don’t give a shit about that stuff. So there.
See? They are still attractive and I can still see where their bra squishes their armpits. It doesn’t make them any less hot to keep that right in its place.
Adapt people. I always wrote from the back of my notebooks, never used felt tip pens because they don’t dry fast enough, bic pens work pretty well. And since I wasn’t good at playing soft/baseball anyway, I just used the regular glove and learned to throw with my right hand. This actually worked really well for bowling and pool too. In pool, I never have a bad angle because I can switch. I adapted to left-handed scissors too.
I was a leash kid. I love them. My sibling and I would beg to use them. It was fun. I’m not sure if my mom convinced me it was fun (manipulative parent measures)or if we decided on our own. People’s aversion to keeping kids with them when they may not have a 8 arms like an octopus weirds me out. Mind your own business and let parents survive.
I could lift my ring finger on my right hand but not my left. So that’s obviously not true.
Emails do get lost or at least delayed. I frequently email myself because my school and work emails are separate. I have emailed myself a paper before only to have it arrive three days late. That sucked.
Don’t brush your teeth. Bad morning breath magically cancels the other out. The couple who brushes together (not doesn’t), stays together.
So much gelatin in all these things. What the hell? This is disgusting. Is this why there were all those jokes about hating jello when I was a kid? I never understood it. But hell, if you put it in everything from your meatloaf to your tuna, who would like it?
I love cheese. But it’s not good for you and I try to stay away from it as much as possible. Sometimes, though, nothing is better than a greasy pizza. In that moment, anyway. Afterwards, my stomach hates me.
Chia seeds are amazing. They are so great for adding a healthy punch without affecting flavor. I make banana oatmeal chia pancakes and my boyfriend is obsessed.
This is part of the reason that I don’t miss cable. I feel like too many programs find it funny to take serious problems and make fun of people and put them down. It feels like high school that I pay for. No thank you.