1. You'd be the most popular person wherever you went
2. They understand your body language
3. If you lost your keys, they'd get them for you
4. They'll finish your food, even if you don't
5. Even when they get frustrated with you, they look cute doing it
6. They don't let anything get them down
7. They've always got your back
... And you've always got theirs.
8. They clean up after themselves
9. They give GREAT massages
10. And, most importantly, they know that safety ALWAYS comes first.
