11. The Dilemma
10. Terminator Salvation
9. Valentine's Day
8. Human Centipede
7. Keith Lemon: The Movie
6. The Hangover Part II
5. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
4. Pirates of the Caribbean 2
3. Suckerpunch
2. Pain & Gain
1. Sex and the City 2
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