On August 29th 1997 it's gonna feel pretty f***ing real to you too!

Go with her if you want to live!

awkward.

Why is she asking the best linebacker of all time to the Marine Ball?

I went to a Navy ball in 2009 and got drunk, won a raffle, and watched high ranking officers motorboat some fat chick…these balls are definitely worth going to.

This is what happens when you marry James Cameron.

dude, it's the original Sarah Conner, who wouldnt want to take her to the marine ball?

This is pathetic. I hope he goes with Sigourney Weaver just to stick it to her.

she's hardcore awesome

“Half as mature” — oh, she's being modest. Toss in her twin sister, nurse Leslie Gearren, as a package deal, and together they'd trump White by 19 years! (All for the good of the country, of course.)