#FirstWorldProblems

further solidifying my belief that every woman is batshit crazy

This whole “I think I’m ugly even though I’m really not” thing in women is a serious and scary problem that is only getting worse. How long before parent start pushing their kids into that stupid mindset? Oh wait…nevermind.

rich people problems…

If I was the dad of the kid in my wife’s belly, I’d tell her to get her act together and eat healthy and walk around a little bit. At that point I couldn’t care less of how she looks, as long as she and the baby comes out of the pregnancy healthily. This is a stupid problem for people whose superficiality is above and beyond their morality.

First off, anorexia is a big deal and so is bulimia, you can’t just “snap out of it” and it’s also not just a “white girl problem”! I know many non-white women who have suffered from both. You shouldn’t eat junk while pregnant either, you should eat healthy so it’s easier to “deal with it later” and you should also exercise, but not to much. Also from what I’ve seen, when a mother eats junk during pregnancy, the baby usually will grow up eating junk because it was predisposed to it while growing in the womb, so I wouldn’t suggest they eat nothing but crap and drink “root beer floats” all the time, not healthy!

Can we get a “Urgh” button too, please.