1. Alex Jones
Here’s the guy Glenn borrowed most of his conspiracy theories from. Fox can just cut out the middle-man here.
2. Donald Trump
The Donald lobs nuclear threats at Iran, fearmongers about China and goes toe-to-toe with Bill “Papa Bear” O’Reilly. Perfect Fox News host material here.
3. Frank Gaffney
Frank Gaffney is one of the craziest conspiracy theorists out there. Here he is claiming Saddam was involved with the Oklahoma City bombing.
4. Rep. Alan West
The Florida Congressman already has a job, but he loves to scare people about Islam and we all know Fox News viewers love to be scared. West also possesses a sickt fade and that alone gets my vote.
5. James O’Keefe
The conservative video prankster could bring a whole new format to Fox. Think Glenn Beck meets Tosh.0. WINNER!