BuzzFeed - Dorsey Shaw http://buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:45:28 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) my new karaoke crusher http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/my-new-karaoke-crusher-u3fb-b

my new karaoke crusher

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/my-new-karaoke-crusher-u3fb-b Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:47:21 -0500 my new karaoke crusher provincialelitist adult Osama Bin Laden Zombie Movie Trailer http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/osama-bin-laden-zombie-movie-trailer You knew it was going to happen.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/osama-bin-laden-zombie-movie-trailer Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:40:07 -0500 <b>You knew it was going to happen.</b> provincialelitist nonadult BREAKING: Rock Singer Likes Cocaine, Candy, And Twitter http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.

Via: youngmanhattanite

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/breaking-rock-singer-likes-cocaine-candy-and-twi Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:07:35 -0500 <b>Just look at all the fucks former grunge dreamboat Evan Dando could give.</b> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Zombie Princess Peach http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/zombie-princess-peach Artist Donald Kennedy puts a gross twist on Mario's relationship with the Princess.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/zombie-princess-peach Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:56:05 -0500 <b>Artist <a href="http://kodykoaal.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ork0u">Donald Kennedy</a> puts a gross twist on Mario&#39;s relationship with the Princess.</b> provincialelitist nonadult evryday http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/evryday-u1q3-b evryday

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/evryday-u1q3-b Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:52:05 -0500 evryday provincialelitist adult Romney On The Cover Of The New Republic http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/romney-on-the-cover-of-the-new-republic Mitt Romney, like you've probably never seen him before.

Source: tnr.com  /  via: wonkette.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/romney-on-the-cover-of-the-new-republic Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:41:05 -0500 <b>Mitt Romney, like you&#39;ve probably never seen him before.</b> provincialelitist nonadult :P http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/p-u0n0-b :P

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/p-u0n0-b Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:43:14 -0500 :P provincialelitist adult drs+ldr http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/drsldr-tx01-b drs+ldr

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/drsldr-tx01-b Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:16:22 -0500 drs+ldr provincialelitist adult The New York Times &hearts; Facebook http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-new-york-times-facebook Is the Grey Lady's Tech section stalking Facebook?

Via: blog.thegarrett.org

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-new-york-times-facebook Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:11:26 -0500 <b>Is the Grey Lady&#39;s Tech section stalking Facebook?</b> provincialelitist nonadult Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Adele Is Too Fat, Likes Lana Del Rey And FLOTUS http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/karl-lagerfel-thinks-adele-is-too-fat-likes-lana The Fashion world's quote master shares his thoughts on Russian women too.

On Adele...

On Adele...

"The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice."

Lana Del Rey...

Lana Del Rey...

"Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.”

Michelle Obama...

Michelle Obama...

"I’m a big fan of Mrs. Obama – and her face, I think, is magical. He [Barack Obama] would not be there [The White House] without her. Mrs. Obama is not a fashion statement, but she has other things to do. My favorite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered “Why you don’t like my big black ass?” I want [Barack] Obama to win because there is nothing better anyway, and especially because of her.”

Russian Women?

Russian Women?

“If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.”

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Source: metro.us  /  via: styleite.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/karl-lagerfel-thinks-adele-is-too-fat-likes-lana Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:47:34 -0500 <b>The Fashion world&#39;s quote master shares his thoughts on Russian women too.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Axl Rose Is The Beethoven Of Rock Music http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/axl-rose-is-the-beethoven-of-rock-music Well, at least one of the Guns 'N Roses singer's adoring fans thinks he is.

Guns N' Roses fans bought this ad in the LA Weekly to wish Axl a happy 50th birthday:

Via: triplem.com.au

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/axl-rose-is-the-beethoven-of-rock-music Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:17:23 -0500 <b>Well, at least one of the Guns &#39;N Roses singer&#39;s adoring fans thinks he is.</b> provincialelitist nonadult <big>Guns N&#39; Roses fans bought this ad in the LA Weekly to wish Axl a happy 50th birthday:</big> nonadult nonadult Exclusive Unseen Republican Debate Footage http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/exclusive-unseen-republican-debate-footage Attention Rep. John Fleming! This is satire too .

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/exclusive-unseen-republican-debate-footage Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:41:45 -0500 <b>Attention Rep. John Fleming! This is <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/congressman-sources-an-onion-article-as-fact-on-fa">satire too</a>.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Sununu Says Low Turnout Means Republicans Are Satisfied With Romney http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/sununu-says-low-turnout-means-republicans-are-sati Former Gov. John Sununu, Mitt Romney’s Top MSNBC surrogate — and really, the best surrogate around — batted back at claims by Democrats that low primary turnout is a sign of an unenthused Republican electorate.

“In an odd sense, when turnout is down, it means contrary to what you’re hearing from people, people are satisfied with the candidate that’s winning.”

Sununu also took on Newt Gingrich, who claims the low turnout equals a rejection of Romney.

“This is wishful thinking on the part of the Gingrich campaign ... He is absolutely down. His news conference [on Saturday] was an unbelievable rambling of a candidate who expresses the rationale of being unable to be president.”

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/sununu-says-low-turnout-means-republicans-are-sati Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:25:46 -0500 <b>Former Gov. John Sununu, Mitt Romney&rsquo;s <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/john-sununu-the-best-part-of-msnbcs-new-hampshir">Top MSNBC surrogate</a> &mdash; and really, the best surrogate around &mdash; batted back at claims by Democrats that low primary turnout is a sign of an unenthused Republican electorate.</b> provincialelitist nonadult <big>&ldquo;In an odd sense, when turnout is down, it means contrary to what you&rsquo;re hearing from people, people are satisfied with the candidate that&rsquo;s winning.&rdquo;</big> nonadult Sununu also took on Newt Gingrich, who claims the low turnout equals a rejection of Romney. nonadult <big>&ldquo;This is wishful thinking on the part of the Gingrich campaign ... He is absolutely down. His news conference [on Saturday] was an unbelievable rambling of a candidate who expresses the rationale of being unable to be president.&rdquo;</big> nonadult nonadult Congressman Sources An Onion Article As Fact On Facebook http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/congressman-sources-an-onion-article-as-fact-on-fa Oops. Representative Jon Fleming of Louisiana found out the Onion is an excellent source for satire the hard way.

Source: bloggingblue.com  /  via: literallyunbelievable.org

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/congressman-sources-an-onion-article-as-fact-on-fa Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:37:19 -0500 <b>Oops.</b> Representative <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fleming_(U.S._politician)">Jon Fleming</a> of Louisiana found out the Onion is an excellent source for satire the hard way. provincialelitist nonadult Newt Gingrich Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In The Movies http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-wants-brad-pitt-to-play-him-in-the-m Can Newt get any more grandiose? Yes! Arnold!

TMZ reports:

The Republican candidate phoned in to the Rich Stevens Radio Show today ... when he was asked, "If Hollywood was going to do a movie about your life, who would you like to see play the lead role?"

Newt replied, "Oh, in my fantasy life? Brad Pitt ... why not?!

Stevens quipped, "Is it because you guys look alike?"

Newt fired right back. "No, I don’t look like him at all. He's thinner, he's better looking, he's younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie ... why not go for Brad Pitt???"

Via: cheatsheet

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newt-gingrich-wants-brad-pitt-to-play-him-in-the-m Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:54:34 -0500 <b>Can Newt get any more grandiose?</b> <em>Yes! Arnold!</em> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult TMZ <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/31/newt-gingrich-brad-pitt/#.TymLB-PLxZ9">reports</a>: <blockquote>The Republican candidate phoned in to the Rich Stevens Radio Show today ... when he was asked, "If Hollywood was going to do a movie about your life, who would you like to see play the lead role?" Newt replied, "Oh, in my fantasy life? Brad Pitt ... why not?! Stevens quipped, "Is it because you guys look alike?" Newt fired right back. "No, I don&rsquo;t look like him at all. He&#39;s thinner, he&#39;s better looking, he&#39;s younger. But you asked me if I had anyone who could play me in a movie ... why not go for Brad Pitt???"</blockquote> nonadult Ad Banned For &lsquo;Misleading&rsquo; The Public Into Thinking Rachel Weisz Is Attractive http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/ad-banned-for-misleadingly-the-publi WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.

The British Advertising Standards Authority has released a ruling banning a print ad featuring actress Rachel Weisz for L&rsquo;Oreal&lsquo;s Revitalift Repair:

The British Advertising Standards Authority has released a ruling banning a print ad featuring actress Rachel Weisz for L’Oreal‘s Revitalift Repair:

Reuters reports:


A magazine advertisement for a L'Oreal anti-wrinkle product featuring Hollywood star Rachel Weisz has been banned by Britain's industry watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority for "misleadingly" exaggerating its performance.

In its ruling published Wednesday, the ASA said the advertisement must not appear again in its current form.

"We told L'Oreal Paris to ensure that they did not use post-production techniques in a way that misrepresented what was achievable using the advertised product.

"Although we considered that the image in the ad did not misrepresent the luminosity or wrinkling of Rachel Weisz's face, we considered that the image had been altered in a way that substantially changed her complexion to make it appear smoother and more even.

"We therefore concluded that the image in the ad ... misleadingly exaggerated the performance of the product in relation to the claims 'SKIN LOOKS SMOOTHER' and 'COMPLEXION LOOKS MORE EVEN'."

Via: styleite.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/ad-banned-for-misleadingly-the-publi Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:27:57 -0500 <b>WHAT IS THIS I CAN&#39;T EVEN.</b> provincialelitist nonadult nonadult <big>Reuters <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/01/us-rachelweisz-loreal-idUSTRE8100ZD20120201?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=lifestyleMolt">reports</a>:</big> <blockquote> A magazine advertisement for a L&#39;Oreal anti-wrinkle product featuring Hollywood star Rachel Weisz has been banned by Britain&#39;s industry watchdog the Advertising Standards Authority for "misleadingly" exaggerating its performance. In its ruling published Wednesday, the ASA said the advertisement must not appear again in its current form. "We told L&#39;Oreal Paris to ensure that they did not use post-production techniques in a way that misrepresented what was achievable using the advertised product. "Although we considered that the image in the ad did not misrepresent the luminosity or wrinkling of Rachel Weisz&#39;s face, we considered that the image had been altered in a way that substantially changed her complexion to make it appear smoother and more even. "We therefore concluded that the image in the ad ... misleadingly exaggerated the performance of the product in relation to the claims &#39;SKIN LOOKS SMOOTHER&#39; and &#39;COMPLEXION LOOKS MORE EVEN&#39;." </blockquote> nonadult Gwyneth Paltrow&#39;s Harper&#39;s Bazzar Cover http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/gwyneth-paltrows-bazzar-cover Even as lifetime member of Team Not-Gwyneth, I must say, homina homina, awoooga!

Via: styleite.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/gwyneth-paltrows-bazzar-cover Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:16:43 -0500 <b>Even as lifetime member of Team Not-Gwyneth, I must say, <em>homina homina, awoooga!</em></b> provincialelitist nonadult Cool / Not Cool http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/cool-not-cool The 2012 presidential election would already be over if politics was more like like American Idol and high school.

Via: cbs.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/cool-not-cool Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:39:35 -0500 <b>The 2012 presidential election would already be over if politics was more like like American Idol and high school.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Newt&#39;s SuperPAC Advisor: Dems Want To Abort Black Babies http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newts-superpac-advisor-dems-want-to-abort-bl Former Newt Gingrich spokesperson Rick Tyler battled Rachel Maddow and Rev. Al Sharpton over accusations that Gingrich was playing on the racial animosities of white conservatives during his concession speech in Florida last night.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/newts-superpac-advisor-dems-want-to-abort-bl Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:32:43 -0500 <b>Former Newt Gingrich spokesperson Rick Tyler battled Rachel Maddow and Rev. Al Sharpton over accusations that Gingrich was playing on the racial animosities of white conservatives during his concession speech in Florida last night.</b> provincialelitist nonadult mick http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/mick-ts7e-b mick

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/mick-ts7e-b Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:02:29 -0500 mick provincialelitist adult