When I was in eighth grade, we went on a school trip to Washington DC and had to stay in the sketchy hotel just outside of the city. So one day, my roomies and I come back to our room from doing DC things, and we find a pair of lacy pink underwear on our floor. They belonged to none of us. To this day, we don’t know who’s they were or how they got there.

Montana Big Time Don.

I think I have to buy #18 for my uncle.

Dear god, they’re already reproducing. Time to hide in the underground bunker.

Go Ruta!

As a Devils fan … Congrats California. I’m not happy about losing, but you guys earned it. Hope to see Quick on the US Olympic team in 2014!

Mine are rainbow colors, but the green chipped off my thumb yesterday.

As a person with a retired greyhound, this made my heart melt. D’awwww!!

As an atheist engaged to a Pastafarian: we shall never move to South Dakota. NEVER.

I am apparently 3 to 9 years older than I actually am, and apparently I’m also a dude. When did this happen, and why was I never informed?!

Pandora the Stingy Banana Slug

Curly Eyes Lee

It to remind guys to get tested for prostate cancer.

How come my bunny would never do that?

Oh, now this is DISTURBING to the nth degree!

I’m wearing stripes… Which means… My super power is drawing straight lines?