Also, he wasn’t even in charge when the malfeasance occurred. But people wanted someone to get fired, so there you go.

Native Americans didn’t turn in their guns - a superior military defeated their self-defense efforts. This billboard doesn’t make sense on any level.

I have a simple heartfelt request to all my female compatriots: don’t fuck this guy. Ever.

Only missed 2… The trick is this: lines that are grammatically perfect without trying to give a damn are from Gatsby.

They put cameras on every street light in Britain not to catch terrorists, but moments like these.

I considered it, but then realized it made no sense. Shooting cops, throwing bombs from the car window… It’s pretty safe to say it was them.

Malcolm’s a ledge

As an ex-Soviet… no. It’s more of a Gucci ad.

Haha… yes…

The Dark Kirk Rises