1. By never having to read anything about Snooki ever again
5. By spending the day with someone great
And, you know, knocking out a killer guitar solo, finding some mythological creatures, the usual.
6. By adopting this cat, and putting him in a teacup
8. By Justin Bieber never turning 18
You know. So that all of these people wouldn’t be so upset about it. You’re a nice guy, after all.