And when we pull our sexy panties down to poop, they drop all the way to our ankles

Honestly! Neutralize that shit, you moron

I didn’t know that Amy Poehler did porn

i hate you

oh my goodness she’s annoying

How the hell is this an indicator that she has brains?

I’m so sure that this is Rita from Arrested Development

(Based on personal experience), sometimes coaches in track get desperate for hurdlers when other hurdlers are injured/too lazy to race, so they get ballsy distance runners (that have no experience hurdling at all) to race. Hilarity always ensues.

this is totally hipster mentality, like how hipsters hate on other hipsters for being hipster.

I don’t get the allure of Ramune. The ball is cool and all, but it tastes meh