i kind of like the contrast…

Pssht! don't be a chump, the chart clearly directed me to waffle fries or curly fries for the win!

you should probably write the guy a letter. As a holocaust survivor, I'm sure he would appreciate your opinion.

but does she weigh as much as a duck?!

brian peppers.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I like that no one ever called the police. Not enough brown people around to warrant that type of reaction, I guess.

I thought it was anti-apple. I guess it all comes down to how much you love Flash.  SPOILER: Besides, we all know that if a prince would come along and kiss him, the apple chunk would fall out of his mouth and then the dwarves could rejoice as he regained consciousness.

I maintain my car and make sure that those people operating it are well-qualified to do so at all times. Maybe I'm having it easy because the operation of my vehicle is a smaller endeavor than the transportation of a tanker of oil, but my responsibility is the same. I try to minimize my impact on the planet, as well as take proper precautions to ensure that I don't cause even more undue stress on the environment that my travel requires. There is a strong odor of operations shenanigans surrounding this debacle - and finally, shit is running uphill. I have zero sympathy for him. I'm not pouring oil on his front yard or yelling obscenities as he walks down the street, but I'm not frowning on the actions of those who do. If you feel sorry for him, send him a nice letter.

sounds all right to me! I kinda liked it.