what’s my dainty?

So was the victim actually beheaded? I keep seeing mixed messages. I feel like she wouldn’t have checked the victim’s pulse if that were the case… unless it was just “almost” beheaded. I suppose it doesn’t matter, I’m just curious because there are always so many crazy stories flying around these types of events.

THe part where Kimmel scolds us all for being mean has already gotten real old. Please - as if late night hosts don’t spend a good chunk of their time making fun of celebrities.

The thumb part, that is.

I’m the one who always needs a pen to fill out the customs form. Sorry!!!

Winston, obviously. His plotlines aren’t totally over the top but I think he’s the funniest character on the show. Everyone else I’m kind of over.

When I first moved out of my parent’s house, I was so excited. Moving is fun! Fast forward four years and four addresses later, and I am OVER it. Since I can only book two days off of work that’s one day to move out and one day to move in, and since they usually want you out by noon… urrgh.

I was kind of glad to hear that Bill Hader is leaving, if only because I think that he is waaaay too talented to stay on with the present state of affairs. Jason and Fred don’t really do it for me, and they haven’t really done many sketches in recent seasons, but with all of them and Seth leaving… yikes. There aren’t really any strong performers anymore. Hopefully they can fix things in the next year… and fewer topical sketches about social networking sites, they’re painful.