17 People Who Treat Their Dogs Better Than They Treat Their Children

These pups have a lot to be thankful for. Their owners put a lot of effort into their well being. And then some. Watch out for Pretty Wicked Moms, premiering June 4th on Lifetime, and witness one wicked mom mistake her Shih Tzu for her own flesh and blood.

1. This little guy got an Xbox 360 because he succeeded in peeing outside instead of on his owner's bed. Bravo!

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2. Dogs have sensitive eyeballs, too!

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3. Starting each day with a full body massage is essential to any pup's general happiness. Oblige him.

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4. This pet cruise is an actual thing. In Singapore, you can send your dog out on the open water. Oh, and also you're not invited.

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5. ONWARD, HUMAN CHARIOT! ONWARD!

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6. He's got his human wrapped around his...paw finger.

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Do paws have fingers?

7. These owners are sure to keep Corgi Fitness in check. For swimsuit season.

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8. Scuba lessons are expensive, but worth it.

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9. Meanwhile, this man's young son wonders why his father never wants to play ball with him.

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10. Push me harder, human! Higher!

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11. Cold dog is cold. Sacrifice your jacket.

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12. Riley has grown accustomed to a certain standard of living, and this includes dousing herself in the most extravagant magazine perfume samples.

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13. This guy's family has learned to not disturb him while his soaps are on.

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14. God forbid he eats out of the bowl. Like a common mule.

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15. Why should people have all the fun? Dogs love jet skis.

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16. Ignore the haters. You've made good choices.

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17. "More cupcakes, pickle?"

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