• Translation:I get lots of dates but never know how to calculate the tip.

  • Translation: My disturbing book-eating habit has left me lots of free time to spend alone….reading.

  • Translation:I love PostSecret but am really bad at keeping New Year’s resolutions.

  • Translation: I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance…..

  • Translation: Pumpkin sex. Duh.

  • Translation: I have botchulism.

  • Translation: Actually there’s no translation for this one. It’s pretty straightforward.