BuzzFeed - PostSecret http://buzzfeed.com/postsecret BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:18:16 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Pet Confessions http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/pet-confessions-qv2 If pets could submit PostSecrets , this is what they'd say.

  1. I finally understand the uncanny valley.

  2. I may look cute and fluffy, but I will BRING IT in the mosh pit.

  3. I've never told my owner, but despite her efforts, I'm more into dudes than ladies.

  4. At night, I do the Single Ladies dance in my room in front of my mirror.

  5. I'm pretty sure my owner's food is going to kill me.

  6. Sometimes I pee a little in the bath.

  7. I have discovered that exercise is totally overrated.

  8. I can't tell my cat-bros, but my girlfriend is a mouse.

  9. Every time they take "the raspberry pic," it brings up all my old size issues.

  10. I can't bring chicks home because I sleep walk like crazy.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/pet-confessions-qv2 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:36:53 -0400 If pets could submit <a href="http://www.postsecretcommunity.com/lifedeathgod/">PostSecrets</a>, this is what they&#39;d say. postsecret adult PostSecret Confessions And What They Really Mean http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/postsecret-confessions-and-what-they-really-mean-qv2 PostSecret confessions can be inspirational, embarrassing, bold. But let's be honest: sometimes they're not telling the whole truth. So in honor of the latest PostSecret release , here's a quick translation of PostSecrets and what they really mean. Contribute your own!

  1. Translation:I get lots of dates but never know how to calculate the tip.

  2. Translation: My disturbing book-eating habit has left me lots of free time to spend alone....reading.

  3. Translation:I love PostSecret but am really bad at keeping New Year's resolutions.

  4. Translation: I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance, I swear I am not high maintenance.....

  5. Translation: Pumpkin sex. Duh.

  6. Translation: I have botchulism.

  7. Translation: Actually there's no translation for this one. It's pretty straightforward.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/postsecret-confessions-and-what-they-really-mean-qv2 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:07:15 -0400 PostSecret confessions can be inspirational, embarrassing, bold. But let&#39;s be honest: sometimes they&#39;re not telling the whole truth. So in honor of the latest <a href="http://www.harpercollins.com/book/index.aspx?isbn=9780061859335">PostSecret release</a>, here&#39;s a quick translation of PostSecrets and what they really mean. <b>Contribute your own!</b> postsecret adult Top Five Painfully Public Celeb Confessions http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/awkward-celeb-confessions-qv2 There has been a rash of very public sharing of secrets lately. So we've compiled a list of confessions celebs probably wish had been PostSecret s.

  1. 5. The Honorary Confession: OJ.... if he did it

    Wow OJ, really? Aaaaaand you promoted a book about it?

  2. 4. Whitney Houston's Crack Confession

    This one simply could not stay secret any longer...but definitely no less awkward when she went public on Oprah.

  3. 3. David Letterman's Affair with a Staffer

    When faced with extortion, Letterman went VERY public on his own show (naturally, all videos of the admission were pulled from the Web).

  4. 2. MacKenzie Phillips' Painfully Public Revelation

    It's impossible not to unhear this....

  5. 1. Clinton's Whitehouse Sex Scandal

    So public, our own President's sperm was discussed in detail!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/awkward-celeb-confessions-qv2 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:12:01 -0400 There has been a rash of very public sharing of secrets lately. So we&#39;ve compiled a list of confessions celebs probably wish had been <a href="http://www.postsecretcommunity.com/lifedeathgod/">PostSecret</a>s. postsecret adult New PostSecret Book Out Today! http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/new-post-secret-book-out-today-qv2

Frank Warren announces that the latest book edition of PostSecret out today and for the first time he has included his own secrets.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/postsecret/new-post-secret-book-out-today-qv2 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:06:05 -0400 Frank Warren announces that the latest book edition of PostSecret out today and for the first time he has included his own secrets. postsecret adult